About the role
🌪️💜 NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504: WE HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 💜🌪️
Here is what we know so far:
📦 A raccoon in a tiny graduation cap is now “Director of Operations.” 🧁 A cupcake filed a formal complaint. 🦆 The rubber duck has been impeached. (Scandal. We don’t talk about it.) 🪑 A chair has been elected to the school board. Nobody knows how.
The only person who can restore order is YOU. 👀
The raccoon has already put your name on a banner. It is spelled wrong. We’re fixing it.
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🚨 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 🚨
📍 New Providence, NJ 07504 💸 $20-$30 PER HOUR!!! 🎯 1-on-1 with an incredible kiddo ⏰ Part-time 💜 RBT CERTIFICATION NOT REQUIRED!
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🧪 THE OFFICIAL SCIENTIFIC QUIZ (3 YES ANSWERS = YOU’RE IN)
🦖 Your energy level: “toddler who just discovered stairs” 🎲 You have strong feelings about UNO and they are legally concerning 📣 You’ve yelled “GOOD JOB!!!” and a dog filed a noise complaint 🤪 You make random silly noises and have never once apologized 🏰 You could turn a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom 💜 Your heart is big. Like, “needs its own zip code” big.
RESULTS: You are chaotic in a deeply employable way. 🏆
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🎪 THE ACTUAL JOB (WE PROMISE IT’S REAL)
You’ll work one-on-one with a child, building skills and confidence through play. Your day may include:
🎨 Coloring like the fate of the world depends on it 🧩 Games that secretly teach real-life skills (SHHH, the kids can’t know) 🎉 Celebrating tiny victories like the confetti cannon just went off 🌟 Supporting autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive 🦸 Becoming dangerously good at children’s games
Warning: You may develop an unexplained love of bubbles. 🫧
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💰 THE MONEY SECTION (PLEASE HOLD ONTO SOMETHING)
💸 $20-$30/hour
Your wallet: “I’m scared to hope.” 😳 Your bank account: “Is this real?” 🥹 Your landlord: “Oh, hello, friend!” 🤝 The raccoon: “I support this.” 🦝
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🎁 THE PERKS
⏰ Flexible part-time hours that work around school or another job 🎓 Awesome hands-on experience for Psych, Ed, SpEd & Speech students 🤝 Training and support included. No magic wand. No cape. No dinosaur résumé. 🦖 🚫 Zero cubicles. Zero sad desk lunches. Zero spreadsheet despair.
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🦄 OUR IDEAL HUMAN:
✅ Patient and kind ✅ Dependable (showing up is a superpower and we respect it 👏) ✅ Energetic, playful, and responsible ✅ Compassionate and willing to learn ✅ Wants to make a real difference in a kid’s life
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🚨 NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS YOUR SIGN. 🚨
It could be you. It could be your friend. It could be the person who just dropped their phone on their face reading this. 📱 We saw that. 👀
📞 Message or call us today!
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