About the role
🚨🦸♀️💥 BREAKING NEWS: STAMFORD'S TINY HUMANS ARE RECRUITING ADULT SUPERVISION... AND THEY'RE PAYING $22–$30/HR!!! 💥🦸♂️🚨
⚡ NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS! ⚡
📍 Stamford, Connecticut 💰 $22–$30 PER HOUR! 💸 🎓 ABA/RBT EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! 🧠 TRAINING & BCBA GUIDANCE MAY BE AVAILABLE!
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🚨 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, PATIENT LEGENDS, AND PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A CARDBOARD BOX INTO A FIVE-STAR ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE! 🚨
WE HAVE RECEIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE TINY HUMAN DEPARTMENT. 📞💀
Apparently, Stamford is experiencing a serious shortage of adults who can:
🧩 Build a LEGO tower without developing an emotional attachment to it.
🎉 Celebrate someone saying a new word like they just WON THE LOTTERY.
🧘 Remain completely calm when a 4-minute activity becomes a 45-minute diplomatic negotiation.
📊 Collect accurate behavioral data while mentally singing the ABCs for the 900th time.
IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. 🫵😭
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🦸♀️ YOUR TOP-SECRET ABA MISSION:
We're looking for FUN, CARING, RELIABLE, AND ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS / ABA PARAS to help children build meaningful everyday skills!
Your daily adventures may include:
🗣️ BECOMING A COMMUNICATION WIZARD: Help children communicate their wants, needs, and ideas!
🎲 CHIEF OFFICER OF FUN: Turn games, toys, and playtime into learning experiences.
🏆 PROFESSIONAL HYPE PERSON: A child masters a new skill? SOMEBODY GET THE CONFETTI CANNON!!! 🎉
🧠 THE BEHAVIOR DETECTIVE: Follow individualized treatment plans and track progress like Sherlock Holmes with a clipboard. 🕵️
🛡️ THE CALM IN THE CHAOS: Bring patience, compassion, and consistency when things get challenging.
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💰 WHY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WILL THANK YOU:
💸 $22–$30 AN HOUR! Because making a difference AND paying your bills should absolutely coexist!
🧠 BCBA GUIDANCE! Even superheroes need someone to teach them how to use their powers.
🎓 EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS! Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate.
💜 MEANINGFUL WORK! Help children develop communication, confidence, independence, and life skills.
🎉 UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITIES TO SAY "WOW, AMAZING JOB!" And actually mean it!
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🚨 OFFICIAL QUALIFICATIONS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TINY HUMAN AFFAIRS:
✅ Patience of a 900-year-old monk 🧘 ✅ Energy of a squirrel on espresso ⚡ ✅ Creativity of Willy Wonka 🍫 ✅ Reliability of a superhero who actually SHOWS UP ✅ A genuine passion for working with children 💙 ✅ Willingness to learn, follow treatment plans, and collect data 📊
BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE A SOCK PUPPET INTERESTING FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS. 🧦😭
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🚨🚨 STAMFORD, WE ARE OFFICIALLY RECRUITING THE NEXT GENERATION OF EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES! 🚨🚨
If you've ever thought:
"I love working with kids, I'm patient, I have a sense of humor, and I'd like a paycheck that doesn't make my wallet cry..."
BESTIE. THIS IS YOUR ORIGIN STORY. 🦸♀️💰
📲 APPLY TODAY!
Send your:
📄 Updated résumé ⏰ Availability 🧠 Experience and qualifications
📍 STAMFORD, CT | $22–$30/HR
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🔥 NO CAPE REQUIRED. NO RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITE NECESSARY. JUST A BIG HEART, A FUNCTIONING FRONTAL LOBE, AND THE ABILITY TO CELEBRATE A HIGH-FIVE LIKE IT'S THE SUPER BOWL. 😂🏆
💰🦸♂️ GET PAID. GET SILLY. BUILD SKILLS. CHANGE LIVES. REPEAT.
🚨 THE CHILDREN ARE READY. THE DATA SHEETS ARE WAITING. YOUR SUPERHERO ERA STARTS NOW!!! 💥💙
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